From ~Nijichan

Let the random fun begin!

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Answer the questions, start your sentence with "I am a.." and piece the rest together. Post your sentence in the title box and Voila! Tag random friends so they can try too!

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red= loud
[ ] Green= stupid
[ ] None= freaky
[ ] Fuzzy=gorgeous
[ ] Yellow= innocent
[ ] Purple= a little too happy
[ ] Black= emo
[ ] Stripes= funny
[ ] Gray= skanky
[ ] Pink= preppy
[ ] Light blue= sweaty
[x] Other= hot
[ ] White= sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts= cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort= skank
[ ] Tight jeans= scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans= emo
[ ] Camo= cage fighter
[ ] Jeans= prep
[x] Pajamas= pimp
[ ] Cargo= clown
[ ] Sweats= athlete
[ ] Boxers= brat
[ ] Bootie shorts= female
[ ] Pj's= ninja
[ ] Capris= Gangster
[ ] Nothing= hoe
[ ] Dickies= weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms= tiki girl
[ ] Other= sex addict


What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn= that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde= with a nice ass
[ ] Black= with a big heart
[ ] Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red= that likes to have fun
[x] Brown= with a sexy smile
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald= with herpes
[ ] Other= who loves to be different

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 - killed
[ ] 2 - needed
[ ] 3 - killed
[ ] 4 - shot
[ ] 5 - ate
[ ] 6 - smoked with
[ ] 7 - cuddled with
[ ] 8 - ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 - stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 - who banged
[ ] 11 - slept with
[x] 12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[x] 01 - a dildo
[ ] 02 - a dog
[ ] 03 - a condom
[ ] 04 - a toothbrush
[ ] 05 - my best guy friend
[ ] 06 - The trojan man
[ ] 07 - Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 - a prostitute
[ ] 09 - a pornstar
[ ] 10 - a bag of weed
[ ] 11 - A homo
[ ] 12 - Paris Hilton
[ ] 13- a horse
[ ] 14 - a lesbian
[ ] 15 - a stripper
[ ] 16 - a pickle
[ ] 17 - a shoe
[ ] 18 - a jew
[ ] 19 - an orange
[ ] 20 - a lover
[ ] 21 - a homeless guy
[ ] 22 - your dealer
[ ] 23 - my crush
[ ] 24 - an easter egg
[ ] 25 - a jar of honey
[ ] 26 - the kool-aid man
[ ] 27 - a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 - a french fry
[ ] 29 - a whore
[ ] 30 - a glass of milk
[ ] 31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
[ ] White - because I love marijuana
[x] Black - because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink - Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots - because i'm good in bed
[ ] Purple - because I'm gay
[ ] Gray - because that's how I roll
[ ] Other - because I have double D's
[ ] Green - because I hate my life
[ ] Orange - because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown - because I had to
[ ] Shirtless - because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick c
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I am a hot pimp with a sexy smile that ran naked with a dildo because I'm sexy as hell.

Okay. Hahahah I was expecting something weird but this is too much.
I tag everyone who reads it because it's fun.
Juuuuust kidding, do it if you want to.

Tomorrow's gonna be a busy day. I need some caffeine.